Okay gang! Hopefully you’ve recovered from your StupidBowl hangover. I don’t know about you, but I thought it was boring, and the commercials didn’t even make any impression. Well, except for the giant Sock Monkey.  That made an impression.

This came up in a GIS search for "sexy monkey"...

Last Call is over at The Gally Blog, so off with you!

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Hey gang. Been working all day, as usual.  I’m sorry for the lateness – having little to no SuperBowl interest, I did not realize that kickoff is so soon – I somehow had the idea that the game started around 8pm. Meh.

Rob in WI has graciously found us a link for the KSK SB liveblog, if you’re interested. Otherwise, feel free to leave your scathing retorts and pearls of wisdom here.

Once I’m done eating, I’ll filter on back here….have fun making fun of Breesus and Pey-Pey!

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(door flies open) /pays residual to KSK. To quote one of my favorite Australian jokes, Smee again, Old King Clancy! Ghan get fucked!

It actually says, "I Brake for Wookiees." That's the way to rock a sci-fi convention.

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Sorry, I’m pooped out.

This is the first GIS hit. Works for me.

I’ll be back later after a nap – don’t be shy or decide to wait. If you’ve got something to say in Last call, have at it. Taps are open…

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Buenos dias! Looks like all the usual staff’s computers are covered in snow. Except for here in Chicago. Oh, the irony! Well, I can’t post any snowy music for you because I don’t have the editorial privileges, but at least we can have a place for comment for the next couple hours.

There's no Dax Shepard in this dojo.

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Puts down glue and tweezers…Looks out window…Gets really disappointed that it’s not yet snowing.

I think she'll be plenty warm...

Really, man, with as bad as they’re making this out to be for my area, I’m looking to be able to jump off my roof, fall three feet and land in a 15 foot snowdrift.  But anyhow. As soon as I’m done huffing glue for the day, I’m going to pry my fingers apart (crazy glue sucks that way), pouring myself a double, digging into some porkchops, and going catatonic for the night. Anyone care to join me?

So who’s got plans for this big “Super Bowl” thing I keep hearing about? Anyone having a party? Sitting in the corner by yourself and not sharing the chips? Anything? Nothing? Feel like swapping dip recipes? Hey, it’s Last Call,  so have at it in the comments, folks!

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One of America's Olympic hopefuls - Allison Baver

I’m a bit late this morning, so please accept my apologies.  Been a busy morning so far.  Let’s get to it, shall we?  Good.

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They keep saying we’re going to get “hit” with a lot of snow. I’m thinking this chick’s prepared for either one.

So, NFL is over.  I’m tired of being chilly – let’s look forward to a bright, warm May day, which means Baseball!

• There’s so little going on for the Indians, that they’re still hashing over those “racy” photos of Sizemore. *rolls eyes*
• Huh. The Tigers signed Verlander for $80M. I’m not sure what I think about that.
• JI
• JIM THOME is now a Twinkie. Can’t say I saw that one coming.

Last Call is here tonight – I’m going to be glued to the Weather Channel and Wunderground.com to watch the end of the world.*  You were aware we’ve got blizzard warnings here, right? Obviously, we’re all going to die!!!  There are so many opportunities for ridiculousness here, I’ll just let you have at it in the comments…

*might be slightly (okay COMPLETELY) facetious.

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