Last Call

So what do you do after having spent the day supporting the economy?

Right.  Bet you wouldn’t mind getting stuck behind her in the checkout line. Moving along then.

Stuff you might have missed while waiting in line. And waiting. And swearing. And waiting and swearing.

• Phils-Rockies game snowed out. Pansies.
• America’s got Wood at the President’s Cup.
• Holdout Crabtree learns that the NFL ain’t College. No shit, Sherlock.

Frankly, I ain’t got much. I went out looking for a certain pair of Nikes (didn’t find them) and a certain jacket (didn’t find it either). So I’m a cranky kid.  Don’t mind me, I’m just gonna sit here and eat some pizza and drink some soda. And maybe open all the windows so it finally feels like Autumn (because I’m too cheap to run the AC, that’s why).

Let it rip in the comments section, folks. And do us a favor, Gimp – if you let one of those rip, please light a match or use some air freshener.  And don’t piss on the ficus – go across the street and piss on the wall of the French Embassy, okay?

One more thing: Old King Clancy has this video for all of you. I’m not sure exactly what he’s implying, but I laughed:

Raise a Glass

Put the Glass Down

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