Last Call
Long day of avoiding fucking Yankees coverage. I’m tired now. But hey, there’s footbaw on tonight, yo!

That’s right, it’s Old King Clancy’s Redskins versus the Iggles. Poor Clancy, even he knows the Redskins won’t be able to score on her, even if she’s been banged harder than a screen door in a hurricane.
What’d you maybe miss?
- Jozy Altidore learns Twitter is not acceptable. Even for those athletes who aren’t Larry Johnson.
- Weed doesn’t like the fucking Yankees’ choice for opening music talent. I just don’t like the fucking Yankees.
- Your NFL round-up, Business Socks style. Plus cleavage!
Last Call is at The Rookies. Head on over there, and make sure you wear your Members Only jacket. It’s nostalgia night!

Raise a Glass
