Last Call
by Sculptor?!? on October 30, 2009 at 5:43 pm
26 Comments (Including 6 Conversation)
Friday. At Last.
Stop complaining. The majority of you lot need a dose of class now and again. And it doesn’t get too much classier than Miss Audrey.
- Wait. Derek Jeter isn’t a disease? What?
- The new Cubs owner is certainly suffering from something. And I’m not thinking ‘unbridled optimism’ is it.
- Bucholtz gives us an interesting article on the USL, and the affect two teams leaving will have. Oh, come on, it’s not ALL dick jokes around here. Just mostly.
Last Call is at The Rookies, for those of you not dressing up and going to a pre-Halloween party. I’d suggest bringing your own snacks – you know how college kids are. Hell, it doesn’t even need to be name brand, those kids are no-frills. Pretty much, if it’s carbon-based, they’ll eat it.

Raise a Glass
dave
I see this and it make me think of a joke.
What kind of wood does not float?
Natalie Wood.
Sculptor?!?
Were you free associating after you saw Audrey Hepburn? Because I can’t figure out how you got from here to there…
Old King Clancy
So if we renamed the herp that he gave Jessica Alba after him, maybe Jeter can retire.
2 Yellows
I don’t feel like going over there. Let’s stay here.
Sculptor?!?
Fine by me. I’m lonely over here by myself.
How’s preparation for tomorrow coming along?
2 Yellows
I have pork loin marinating as we speak. I’ve had several (read-4) Octoberfests and have successfully killed off the part of my brain that was still all fucked up from earlier today. I have foobaw on.
I’m slowly regaining my sanity.
How’s tricks with you? Putting on your naughty nurse outfit tomorrow, or hot librarian?
Sculptor?!?
I’m decompressing from the day, and trying to get the stove lit.
Working towards a major deadline next week; three 1:18 scale figures. have two sculpted and painted, need to make the last one tomorrow. And then dress them all.
Plus, I need to make a skirt and a polonaise for next Thursday. No costume for me tomorrow – I’ll be wearing them next weekend. Besides, i have no where to go to wear anything tomorrow anyhow. I have no friends, remember? Well, okay, I have a few. But they’re all out of state, literally.
dave
@Sculptor?!?: Yeah. My mind kind of works like that. Or is that doesn’t work.
dave
I am try to add an image and I don’t think it is working.
dave
@dave: no big deal. forget it.
Sculptor?!?
Lemme go look. all you need to do is paste the URL in the little box below.
Sculptor?!?
Nope, nothing there to fix. Huh.
James Brown
Below “Leave Comment” and below the “Submit Comment” box, there is a sentence that says, “You can add images to your comment by clicking here.” Click the red active line “clicking here.” It will pop up a box where you can add the link of your image. And you have image.
Rob in WI
Don’t know why, but I often make the transition from a discussion about Audrey Hepburn into that same Natalie Wood joke.
How often does that conversation happen? Once a month, maybe.
Sculptor?!?
Query: does three slices of double gloucester constitute dinner?
Rob in WI
I would have to know what that is to answer properly; but in general, if you have to ask, the answer is “no”
Sculptor?!?
Sorry. It’s a type of cheddar cheese.
dave
You have mail. It is the image I was trying to post. It was for you for Halloween.
Sculptor?!?
*dies laughing*
dave
@Sculptor?!?: I was sure that you would enjoy it.
Sculptor?!?
TY, babe, you around?
Old King Clancy
If Andre Agassi was captured by crystal meth tweakers ….. well, then he’s shit out of luck.
Sculptor?!?
hahahaaaaa
Jayhawk Marley
Where’s the USL article?
Sculptor?!?
Oh, I’m such a dope. Sorry. Fixed the link up there, and here it is for you: http://www.sportingmadness.ca/2009/10/whitecaps-impact-leave-usl.html
Jayhawk Marley
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