Liquid Lunch – CHUTLEY! Party

by James Brown on November 3, 2009 at 11:05 am
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Well, Phillies Phans and Yankee Haters…  You get more games to see this nice fellow stick it to the Yankees.

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Chase Utley – The one man I think our dear friend, Clare, would give up all property and money to go shack up with.  With the calls of CHUTLEY over twitter from all of you Phillies Phans, it makes this series a bit more interesting.

So, faster than you can say, “FUCK YANKEES!  COCK!”  This is today’s early lunch.  Talk about the World Series, the asswhipping delivered to the Atlanta Falcons, or how much more the Browns ownership decided to fuck up and not fire Mangini.

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  • mekalek
    November 3, 2009 at 11:37 am

    World Series: Will the Phillies pitch Lee on 3 days rest if they win game 6? Lee vs Sabathia. Fucking great.
    Falcons/Saints: Wasn’t a terrible ass whipping. They had a shot at the end.
    Browns: Fuck me in the beard. It’s a start. Kosar back in the front office will help. Acorsi will help. But we have such a long, long, long road ahead. If the rumors are true, then Mangini will definately be gone at the end of the year. Come on Cowher!!!


    • Sculptor?!?
      November 3, 2009 at 12:17 pm

      Well, I’m still holding out hope they’ll realize what the JETS did, and why they fired Mangina. And if they (the front office) do, there’s a tiny chance Mangina will be gone before the end of the season.

      Yeah. Right. And monkeys might fly out my butt.


  • semper_ubi_sub_ubi
    November 3, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    Now when I think of the Phillies I think of: Pete Incaviliga, John Kruk, Chutley, Lenny Dykstra, Mitch Williams, and Darren Daulton. One of these people doesn’t belong here.

    Oh yeah, and I think of steroids too – but that would only be because their entire ‘93 roster was on them and thankfully all of them were out of baseball within 3 years as a result.


  • Hank Scorpio
    November 3, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    It takes a lot to make somebody pine for the days of Romeo Crennel.


  • Rob in WI
    November 3, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    Does Romeo Crennel even realize he’s not the Head Coach anymore? Has anyone woken him to tell him this?


    • semper_ubi_sub_ubi
      November 3, 2009 at 1:03 pm

      Nah, I can’t reach him over all the junk food wrappers and empty beer cans.


    • Hank Scorpio
      November 3, 2009 at 1:14 pm

      Every Sunday Romeo is picked by a driver and taken to an empty stadium where he coaches a local Pop Warner team during its practice. He really think Brady Quinn is gonna have a great season as soon as he gets back from the chicken pox.


  • HernandezStache
    November 3, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    As a Jets fan, I’m still shocked Mangini was hired as a head coach. The man’s greatest contribution to society was having a 2 second, speechless cameo in The Sopranos.


  • Pam
    November 3, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    All this talk about Romeo and Mangina is going to make me hurl.

    PS – I find Mr. Utley to be quite greasy-looking and unattractive.


  • Drunk with Lust
    November 3, 2009 at 10:59 pm

    If the Phillies repeat, I am expecting Chutley to request a sabbatical, during which he & his lovely (Asian?) wife will lead a commando squadron bent on TOTAL ANIMAL LIBERATION.