Eye Opener – A Day that Will Live in Infamy
by First Derivative on November 5, 2009 at 10:13 am
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There’s no reason to open your eyes today. I’d say congratulations but I’d be lying. Dealing with the Yankees for the next 6 months will drain my will to live. There’s nothing here.
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Sculptor?!?
Nonsense. Today IS a day for celebration – ’tis Guy Fawkes Day!!!
Remember, remember the fifth of November,
The gunpowder treason and plot,
I know of no reason
Why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.
semper_ubi_sub_ubi
Fuck the Yankees. COCK! (looks around, sees no escape, desperately looks for a picture of Doc Halladay, who would be baseball Jesus, before he too is wearing pinstripes).
Quake n Shake
@Sculptor?!?: Oooh….
Can he hang, draw and quarter the Yankee of choice in honor of Guy Fawkes Day?
Ciaran
Does anyone actually support the Yankees? All I ever see anywhere is people complaining about them!
semper_ubi_sub_ubi
@Ciaran: I don’t think so.
To me, Seinfeld is representative of all New Yorkers and he supports the Mets.
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