Last Call

by James Brown on November 6, 2009 at 5:00 pm
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633803607330739140-hotredheadI have always wondered why men, like me, are into redheads with gazongas.  And I figured it out…  Read the bottom fine print.  Which brings up this equation.

Red hair + D cup and above boobs = Loss of blood to brain for an hour

I won’t bore you too much with math, but it is something to think about.  For the record, though.  My lady is a brunette, and she’s also pretty hot.  So, let’s get down to bidness.

Last Call tonight is over at The Rookies.  Remember, no buying of alcohol for any of those punks.  If they wanted alcohol, they would’ve made a killer ID with the name of “McLovin.”

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  • Old King Clancy
    November 6, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    Dear Alanis Morrissette, See Urban Meyer complaining about SEC officiating? Now THAT’S ironic. Sincerely, OKC.

    Also, I equally enjoy brunettes and blondes with gazongas.


  • Rob in WI
    November 6, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    Well… should we just add on to the Last Call from /checks calendar/ Monday?

    Nah… I think it’s stay here for Last Call tonight.


  • dave
    November 6, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    Did you all see that office shooting in FL today? I work in an Office Building and that shit scares the fuck outta me.


  • Andrew Bucholtz
    November 6, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    It’s up now. Sorry for the delay; bit of confusion over who was writing the post, so I did it.


  • RATL
    November 6, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    Can’t wait to be on the same field (well sort of) that they carry Greg Paulus off tomorrow.


  • semper_ubi_sub_ubi
    November 6, 2009 at 8:11 pm

    So I was looking for some breakdown on what to look for/ideas how the game will go between tOSU @ Penn State. I see that Rob thinks that PSU will win, RATL?


    • semper_ubi_sub_ubi
      November 6, 2009 at 8:14 pm

      Although I imagine you’d rather they both lost.


    • Rob in WI
      November 6, 2009 at 8:18 pm

      I’m only an idiot… but it seems to me there aren’t that many keys.

      1. Which Terrelle Pryor shows up? The one who played well for 3 quarters against USC, or the one who failed in the 4th QTR against USC and failed against Purdue

      1-a Can the Penn State defense (particularly the LBs) hold the OSU running game down and make Pryor make plays.

      2. The reverse, can Evan Royster and Penn State run the ball against OSU, and can OSU force Daryll Clark to make plays?

      3. I think Clark is more likely to make the plays tomorrow than Pryor will.

      PSU 17 OSU 13


    • Rob in WI
      November 6, 2009 at 8:22 pm

      Also, watch the PSU linebackers, especially Navorro Bowman. I’d expect Bowman to be the guy who follows/harrasses Pryor all game.

      Watch how the Penn State WRs do against the OSU Dbacks. That might make for a long day for Clark too.


      • semper_ubi_sub_ubi
        November 6, 2009 at 8:30 pm

        Thanks man. I try to follow, but since they’re only on TV two matches a year, the guys to look for are helpful.

        It’s something along the lines of what I was thinking of, but you made a good point to watch how tOSU Dbacks do and if the WR’s can get the necessary separation.

        I’d just hate it if Ohio State wins the Big Ten again. It’d be nice for them not to lose a BCS bowl game this year – and the the Big 10’s bowl record will probably be much better down the line as a result.


    • RATL
      November 6, 2009 at 8:42 pm

      1) It will be boring
      2) It will be low scoring
      3) Terrelle Pryor will run around a ton
      4) Ohio State-18, Penn State 17.


  • semper_ubi_sub_ubi
    November 6, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    Just continuing wasting time by looking around at CFB standings – Duke’s one win from being bowl eligible?


    • RATL
      November 6, 2009 at 8:47 pm

      I saw their record in the computer lab and may have said “Holy shit they have 6 wins” out loud. How the hell does a team that been like 9-75 the last 7 years (no idea how accurate that is and i’m not looking it up) win 6 games in one year. Let alone TWO teams doing that (Temple as well).

      Oh and if you guys want a laugh, some jackass tried to say that Temple RB is better than Dion “Saint” Lewis. Go look at the Dion Lewis for Heisman group on facebook. Are you kidding me?


  • Jayhawk Marley
    November 6, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    Me likey likey. Me stay here.

    And for some Dutch medieval-themed redhead gazongas: click here.


  • semper_ubi_sub_ubi
    November 6, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    @RATL: OK, I’ve only seen a little bit of Pitt this year – and I just checked Lewis’s stats and they seem pretty solid.

    I’m still all for the Heisman going to a tackle or a defensive player this year, such as Suh on Nebraska or Berry on Tennessee. Of course, if your guy has a couple big games (including against the Domers), he’ll be moving up everyone’s charts.


  • monchhichi
    November 6, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    “Red hair + D cup and above boobs = Loss of blood to brain for an hour”

    Hour? I guess you’re including dinner and the drive home?


  • semper_ubi_sub_ubi
    November 6, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    Just finished Season 3 of Mad Men.

    My brain would also lose its blood for 60 minutes… 60 seconds.


  • Drunk with Lust
    November 7, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    Bianca Beauchamp, up there, yes?