Last Call

Hello, party people.  I needs no introduction.  You know who I am.  You know how I rock it!  DJ Nacho here because JB’s having a birthday.  So, you people are wondering how a guinea pig learned how to type.  Easy, I stay in JB’s office.  I do watch him.  Someone very generous bought me a new guinea pig sized computer (You know who you are in Texas.  Mwah!), and away I go.

Enough about me.  It’s party time!

Now because I do love the man just a little bit.  Monchhichi and I tried to get him something that he would appreciate.

Of course, we had a slight problem.  You know, that whole “She’s Married” crap.  We also figured out that a hitman was too expensive.  So, we’ll try for nudes for his next birthday.  Instead, Rob in WI suggested we go a simpler route.

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Some call that embarrassing.  Most of you call that a good time.  Or as JB calls it, Monday Night.

Now I can’t leave all of you hanging.  I actually enjoy when thefuseproject is in a good mood.  So, fuse, this one’s for you!

Wow, that is a nice furless wonder, if you ask me.  And I’m figuring most of you are drooling too much to ask me.  I don’t know if she’s all furless, though.  But wouldn’t you love to know.

And at this party, I only have a few rules.

1. Dick jokes, yes!
2. Fun at JB’s expense, yes!
3. Drinking, of course!
4. More photos of women, hell yes!
5. Not having a good time, not allowed.

See, I’m pretty simple at this Last Call rulings.  So, commence the festival!

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