Liquid Lunch – College Football DeDeDes
Hey, patrons. Your favorite furmudgeon here to give you some relief today, because if JB was writing this liquid lunch, it would probably go…
“STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS… HOW HARD IS IT TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE AT UT! FUCK! COCK!”
I slipped some sedatives to JB, for everyone’s safety. It’s bad enough he has to accept that Vince Young is the Titans starter. However… I had to take over LL for today, just to ask you a question…
This is Nu’Keese “Thug Life” Richardson, one of the three geniuses who decided larceny was a good idea.
This is Janzen “Tru Playa” Jackson, the second of the notorious freshman geniuses that decided larceny is a good idea…
This is Mike Edwards, the third and final genius. I culdn’t think of a thug name for Mike. Sorry. Mike Edwards… Damn, that’s a hell of a letdown. I can’t even take this one seriously.
Speaking of seriously… Seriously?!! You three look about as threatening as Al Davis without a victim. My left rodent nut is more thug than you three pricks!
And the getaway car? You have to see this crap!
A Toyota Prius?!! Really, boys?!! Really?!! That car is about as thug as FD on Halloween!
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See? FD being a dumbass is more thug than you three! Dear god, people?!! Are those three the dumbest people in the history of sports or what?
If this is the best college sports can do to build the character of human beings, all of you are fucked! This crap almost makes me want to join forces with that nasty Nibbles. Almost.
So, humans. The Lord of All Rodents decrees that you start amusing him. If you do, I’ll spare you my rodent wrath! Carrots, dick jokes or insults of the “thugs” are acceptable. If not, I’ll make 2012 look like a carnival ride.
So, it shall be. At least until JB wakes up from that mini-coma…
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Sculptor?!?
Forgive my exuberance. I landed the contract for the museum, and I’m jazzed. Who’ll dance with me?
semper_ubi_sub_ubi
It’s an exciting time to be alive!
Judging by last Friday, Nacho can throw quite the party.
Sculptor?!?
I noticed. I wasn’t around; I missed all the fun. I mean, hell, even Fuse showed up! I miss all the good stuff… wah.
Nacho
You’re damn right I can throw a party. I need to start one up on Saturday. I might even manage to get sleeping beauty awake for it, too.
semper_ubi_sub_ubi
Hilariously one of the players had just returned from a team suspension and there was a headline on a Vols supporter page that the player had learned from his mistakes.
http://www.govolsxtra.com/news/2009/nov/11/jackson-learns-from-mistake/?partner=popular
So he went out to celebrate this newfound sense of purpose by participating in an armed robber. Stranger than fiction, motherfuckas.
Nacho
Wow, this human didn’t learn anything… No wonder JB didn’t want to go to UT for his big degree.
Nacho the Guinea Pig
I had to wake up Dad to figure out how to show my full name. JB is useful once he gets his head out of CareerBuilder and Monster.
semper_ubi_sub_ubi
This guinea pig talks more trash than Oscar the Grouch.
Nacho the Guinea Pig
Only when it comes to not so smart humans. The Patrons, I do like. Jezebells, I also like. I get free carrots from them all the time.
Sculptor?!?
Oh, is THAT what you’re calling it now?
Furry little gigolo.
Monchhichi Rodriguez
“as thug as FD on Halloween!”
That picture was taken in the middle of July, during temple. You dead, dawg.
lowercase
It’s amazing- there is incredibly little to do in Knoxville, they had to try pretty damn hard to think up some trouble to get in. Good work, gentlemen- the mullet wearing, flaming-chicken-firebird driving backwoods residents of metro Knoxville thank you for taking some of the heat off.
F'(x)
Nacho – if you don’t stop talking to trash to me there’s a microwave in your future!
dave
I think a Richard Gere would be more frightening to a small rodent like animal.
dave
Richardson is so stupid, he needed to put his name on his helmet cause he forgot who he was.
Old King Clancy
Is Nacho quoting Carlos Mencia? I expected better from such a fine upstanding guinea pig.
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