Liquid Lunch – The Nacho Decree

Hey patrons!  Your favorite furmudgeon here.  If you haven’t got to me on twitter yet, then follow @themightynacho.  I’ll get to tell you just how crazy JB really is…  And now, onto the decrees!

The Decrees of the Mighty Nacho

1. Dan Snyder needs a full lobotomy.
2. So does Mangini.
3. A coach like Rex Ryan who cries during a meeting due to frustration and anger is still a man.
4. Punters need to get to work on screwing up Jerrah’s scoreboard.
5. Bud Adams gets 250,000 fine for giving the Bills the finger.  What about the fans of the Bills who’ve been doing that for years?
6. I still don’t get why Whiny Baby Cutler gets 20,000 fines for whining and Tommie Harris only gets 7,000 for punches.  Is my rodent brain that small, or do I need to be in charge of the NFL?
7. After reading JB’s business books, I understand why commissioner’s offices are non-profit.  They don’t make money for profit.  They funnel the money back into the leagues.  Owners make the profits.
8. Finally, all of you NEED to be here Saturday!  We’re having recipe night at my favorite Brit’s, Two Yellows, request.

That’s all I decree, humans. At least for today. This is the open thread for today. If it’s tl;dr for you, my armies of gerbils will be by to collect you for proper education. Have a good lunch, humans!

Categories: Munchies

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