Liquid Lunch – The Nacho Decree
by Nacho the Guinea Pig on November 18, 2009 at 12:00 pm
5 Comments (Including 2 Conversation)
Hey patrons! Your favorite furmudgeon here. If you haven’t got to me on twitter yet, then follow @themightynacho. I’ll get to tell you just how crazy JB really is… And now, onto the decrees!
The Decrees of the Mighty Nacho
- Dan Snyder needs a full lobotomy.
- So does Mangini.
- A coach like Rex Ryan who cries during a meeting due to frustration and anger is still a man.
- Punters need to get to work on screwing up Jerrah’s scoreboard.
- Bud Adams gets 250,000 fine for giving the Bills the finger. What about the fans of the Bills who’ve been doing that for years?
- I still don’t get why Whiny Baby Cutler gets 20,000 fines for whining and Tommie Harris only gets 7,000 for punches. Is my rodent brain that small, or do I need to be in charge of the NFL?
- After reading JB’s business books, I understand why commissioner’s offices are non-profit. They don’t make money for profit. They funnel the money back into the leagues. Owners make the profits.
- Finally, all of you NEED to be here Saturday! We’re having recipe night at my favorite Brit’s, Two Yellows, request.
That’s all I decree, humans. At least for today. This is the open thread for today. If it’s tl;dr for you, my armies of gerbils will be by to collect you for proper education. Have a good lunch, humans!
Categories: Munchies

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Rob in WI
Decrees? I’m beginning to wonder of following Nacho won’t lead us to more trouble than its worth…
/slowly backs away from hamster ball.
Sculptor?!?
Ha. But I’m guessing it’ll be one hell of a ride. And at least THIS rodent is telling us in advance.
James Brown
Eh, he’s harmless. Although I’m starting to wonder why a huge building is being erected behind the house.
Sculptor?!?
As long as I don’t have to start calling him Der Furrer.
Old King Clancy
I decree that Hunter Smith will go for the trifecta this weekend by punting one off the scoreboard. He’s already run for a TD and thrown for a TD and is probably the best player on the entire team.
I also don’t think a lobotomy would greatly affect Snyder or Mangini. So I vote we shoot them.
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