Turkey Day Open Thread
We’re all out and about this week, and I apologise for the lack of LLs this week. I’m winding down into the last week of Fall Semester. But, let’s not forget what the meaning of today is…
The meaning of giving thanks, shitty NFL games, and family. So, from The Phoenix Pub Family to yours, Happy Thanksgiving. We’ll leave this thread open for you to come in and give your thanks. Of course you can also complain about how bad the games are. Or the parades. Just kick back, eat too much, drink too much, and have fun. And before I forget…

Sculptor?!? Here – apparently JB and I were working on Open threads at the same time. So I’ll add mine here:
Gang, I’m sure most everyone has things they’re doing today: being annoyed by family, gorging on more food than is seemly (yes, this presumes that there is an acceptable amount of food upon which to gorge), falling asleep on the couch, watching bad football, trussing up your partner like a Thanksgiving Day turkey….(NSFW or family)
In case you need a place to rant about any of the above (feel free to post the more interesting/nasty insults the family has hurled at you), or just a place to comment about the parade (they still do the Macy’s Parade, right?), the comment thread will be open all day. And for those who need it, the taps are unlocked as well.
Tags: all day open thread, Happy Turkey Day!, Sculptor?!? needs a drink
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Raise a Glass
Sculptor?!?
JB’s choice isn’t bad, but mine’s better. But again, totally NSFW. If you want to be sure the relatives leave you alone, open that link when people are looking over your shoulder at your computer.
James Brown
Doesn’t work in Mexican families, though. Or around ex-military fathers who will aggravate your mother… Otherwise, pretty NSFW or NSFF…
Sculptor?!?
Amazingly, I’m being allowed to watch the Lions game.
fiddlingwhilejimromeburns
S’up all. Happy TDay. Just got back from seeing Boondock Saints 2. Not as good as the first (of course)…kind of uneven…but periodically funny. Chick FBI agent was uber-hot.
Sculptor?!?
Oooh, uber-hot can cave a lot in an otherwise crappy movie – provided it’s given plenty of screen time.
fiddlingwhilejimromeburns
I looked up her name…it’s Julie Benz. Lotta pub pictures on IMDB, she was smokin’ in the movie.
Sculptor?!?
oh, awesome, thanks!
MrRedDevil
You heard it here first folks:
Tony Romo = Dave Kreig
Rob in WI
Dave Kreig might be insulted by that comparison.
Sculptor?!?
Okay, the boys at Style Points are apparently off enjoying too much food and drink. So for what it’s worth, we can just convert this to a Last Call.
And I don’t feel so good. I ate too much (WOO!)
Old King Clancy
Eat the shit out of some turkey, you hippo-humpers!
2 Yellows
Hey gang. Just wanted to say, in all seriousness, I’m glad we stuck together after the DUAN purge. I like you guys and ladies, one and all. I’m also thankful for what we do here and in our little family of blogs. So here’s to you, one and all.
Sculptor?!?
hear hear. I couldn’t have said it better myself.
slainte
and *hugs* i lurve you too pal.
toledostripper
gratuitous julie benz t/y to the tpp/atd/et al crowd. i may only show up on special occasions these days, but i’m still appreciative…
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i’d dext’er.
ok, back to the leftover tomato puddin’. HTY, y’all.
fiddlingwhilejimromeburns
Nice. In the flick she was supposed to be an FBI agent. So she was wearing a suit but she was definitely the “slutty” FBI agent. The stockings and heels she was wearing for her initial appearance were…impressive.
Sculptor?!?
hahaha. I was wondering why she bothered with the g-string, since you can see everything else anyway.
toledostripper
hope that wasn’t too much site overload/overexposure, sculptor. i was feeling particulary…thankful.
Sculptor?!?
pfft, not in the least. no worries mate. i was merely wondering why she bothered – the chain mail was just dandy and didn’t need the thong.
toledostripper
sweet. if only my “brook jacoby chainmail” google search had been as successful…
Sculptor?!?
HAHAHAAAAAAA awesome.
Sculptor?!?
Okay, fess up, who’s got the turkey farts?
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