Last Call
by Sculptor?!? on February 4, 2010 at 5:59 pm
43 Comments (Including 9 Conversation)
They keep saying we’re going to get “hit” with a lot of snow. I’m thinking this chick’s prepared for either one.
So, NFL is over. I’m tired of being chilly – let’s look forward to a bright, warm May day, which means Baseball!
- There’s so little going on for the Indians, that they’re still hashing over those “racy” photos of Sizemore. *rolls eyes*
- Huh. The Tigers signed Verlander for $80M. I’m not sure what I think about that.
- JI
- JIM THOME is now a Twinkie. Can’t say I saw that one coming.
Last Call is here tonight – I’m going to be glued to the Weather Channel and Wunderground.com to watch the end of the world.* You were aware we’ve got blizzard warnings here, right? Obviously, we’re all going to die!!! There are so many opportunities for ridiculousness here, I’ll just let you have at it in the comments…
*might be slightly (okay COMPLETELY) facetious.
Raise a Glass
gally
slow night here huh?
Sculptor?!?
apparently. I think everyone in the Mid-Atlantic is stuck at the grocery store.
Two Yellows
Hello boys and girls.
semper_ubi_sub_ubi
Hey folks.
Rob in WI
Good evening folks. I’m lurking here and there
gally
lurker, lurker. I sent you my question via DM on twitter
Rob in WI
check your twittah
dave
I would consider myself more of a peeper. Well at least that’s was it says on my restraining orders.
semper_ubi_sub_ubi
After helping one of my buddies get home last night (or to McDonalds at least), I made the decision to walk to the grocery store then home. It took about an hour to do that… in 3 (F). On the plus side, I fried up some eggs at 3 in the morning and they were wonderful. Doing a walk like that was like what I used to do a handful years ago in undergrad, I had forgotten how sobering walk in a stupidly cold evening could be.
Two Yellows
Cold in the middle of the night is like no other cold. Totally with you there.
Sculptor?!?
I’d just like to re-state how fabu a Pub-pour can of Bass is. Not as great as draught, but far superior to bottled.
Two Yellows
Same thing with Guinness. At least, I always felt that way.
Sculptor?!?
True, dat. Hubby surprised me with a four-pack of Bass. I’m floating on sourdough bread and Bass ale. I’m actually rather content right now. Shocking, I know!
Two Yellows
Ever had the Boddington’s pub cans? Might just be right there in the gift basket sent down from Jesus.
Sculptor?!?
om nom nom. he also bought a four pack of hen for himself. I get all the bass, LOL
semper_ubi_sub_ubi
That’s good stuff too. I guess all the stuff in pub cans is, although maybe I’m not the most discerning of patrons. After all, I keep on drinking the house brew here
Sculptor?!?
chas. barkley is funny. he just called the entire miami heat a “team of tito jacksons”
Two Yellows
I’m oddly fascinated by the fact that despite the fact that she’s only won one race in her whole professional career, Danica Patrick is arguably the biggest name in American motorsports. If she fails in NASCAR…I dunno. She’s hot, or whatever, but very questionable talent.
Sculptor?!?
Well, how much talent does driving a car take, really? Hell, even *I* manage that.
Two Yellows
I just think if she looked like Janet Reno, no one would give a shit is all.
semper_ubi_sub_ubi
I noticed on last call Sculptor?!? asked where the hatred of gingers came from, since it just seems recent. Any ideas? How did that question get resolved? I never really heard much about this hatred until the past year or so.
Sculptor?!?
I’m still wondering. It was postulated that Gingers are the new Mexicans, but that really didn’t answer it.
Old King Clancy
I thought the joke emenated from South Park.
Sculptor?!?
that wouldn’t explain why it seems to be a world-wide fashion to beat on Gingers. And I’m not talking just kidding and joking on TV (graham norton even rags on Gingers), but I’m also talking hate crimes. it just seems to have really “taken off” in the last year or so, and i’m really puzzled by it.
Two Yellows
Them Crooked Vultures on SNL? FUCK AND YES.
Sculptor?!?
the who with the what now?
Two Yellows
It’s the band with Dave Grohl from Foo Fighters, Josh Homme of QOTSA and John Paul Jones of Led Zeppelin. You’ll have to wade through fucking Ashton Kutcher to get to the musical parts, but it will be SO worth it.
Sculptor?!?
Not gonna happen. If it was KB or Megan Fox again, okay. But not that idiot.
Old King Clancy
Did Megan Fox just tattoo the monologue on her stomach when she hosted? That might be the only part of her not covered with bullshit. For now.
Sculptor?!?
Oh, she was horrible. but we (more or less) successfully ignored that and just enjoyed the view.
Old King Clancy
Can anyone in this bloody game kill a freaking penalty? Christ! Also, go Caps!
RATL
I’ve been doing editing all night. Anything important happen tonight? Can’t wait to watch UNC/VT when i get home hopefully soon.
Sculptor?!?
Not that I can tell. The LeBrons are currently winning over Wade and the Titos.
Sculptor?!?
And TNT apparently lost their announcer’s feed, so it’s a great thing. Like being there (we do have crowd mics), but with excellent seats.
Old King Clancy
Important stuff for hockey fans, but not for fans of other sports. Kovalchuk to Devils, Caps win 12th straight, Ottawa 11th straight. (This counts lame-ass shootouts)
Sculptor?!?
what did we pay for Kovalchuk?
magicsjohnson
I think I’m sweating bourbon. Fuck.
Sculptor?!?
yeah, that’s bad. you’re supposed to drink it, not sweat it out.
magicsjohnson
Worse yet, this hotel room has been occupied for 6 hours and it already looks like Sodom and Gomorrah came through here.
Sculptor?!?
what on earth are you two doing in there? wait, nevermind. i’ve just remembered who i’m talking to.
magicsjohnson
I’m out of town on a thing…I’m not really sure what the fuck I’m doing here, but here I am. I’ve not shaved in 9 days, I just ate a large pie from Domino’s and drank half a bottle of bourbon since noon. I think I’ve turned into Artie Lange.
Sculptor?!?
\makes a face
that is NOT good. on any count.
semper_ubi_sub_ubi
Can you at least bottle said bourbon and mix it?
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