Erin go Braless.

Oh, come on. Who actually expected me to pass that up? Well, it is St. Patrick’s Day. The day upon which all asshats endorse a stupid stereotype and get mind-numbingly, puketastically drunk.  Everyone knows the true Irish do that every day.*

It’s time for Last Call, and since it’s Wednesday, we’re over at Avoiding the Drop. Watch out for the monkeys, they’ve been getting a bit stir-crazy since Adam hasn’t been letting them out when he cleans their room.

*and  Scots are cheap, Germans are belligerent, Poles are stupid, Asians are bad drivers…have I made my point?

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I need a day off. Too bad I don’t get one until mid March, if even then. Thpppppt. I think I’m going to go pass out for a while

So, what happened, anything interesting?

\looks around the internets, even searches tWWL!!

Apparently not, other than something called the “Super Bowl”, which appears to be going on this weekend. Oh, and Danica Patrick is going to race in some stock car race or other. When she does that dressed like the chick above, call me, otherwise, I’m not interested in watching ANYONE drive around in circles wasting petrol for three hours.

Last Call is over at our favorite Footy blog tonight (whaddya mean, “where?”), and Two Yellows has told me he’s got the cure for the winter blues.  So head on over to Avoiding the Drop, and laissez les bon temps roulez!

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I’m feeling unmotivated. Anyone care to help change my mind?

The first (SFW) interesting picture I found. Cope.

No, really, why try? Look at this mess:

• Holdout Crabtree is apparently going to start this Sunday;
• The Browns are apparently NOT looking to get rid of Quinn;
• And they’ve now got Lackeys playing in MLB. And starting, no less!

Fuck it. Last Call is at Avoiding the Drop tonight, where we’ll be able to discuss the USMNT game tonight, and maybe learn some colourful new swear words from Two Yellows and thefuseproject when Bradley fields Conor Casey.

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Folks, Shamelss Plug time: thefuseproject has a really great article on the WPS over at Avoiding the Drop. Grab a cuppa and some biscuits and go enjoy.

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Well, for those who haven’t spent the afternoon over at Avoiding the Drop, on the USMNT/Mexico open thread, you missed some fun. But not to worry, Last Call is there tonight, so we’ll be able to: (a) fill you in on what you missed in the game, and (b) rip the reffing a new asshole or three.  That’s not all, of course, we’ll still have the basic Last Call format, so feel free to toss new things out for discussion.  Here’s your jump.

And remember, don’t open the second door on the right. Don’t anger the monkeys. Seriously.

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Today, we’re all about the footy. I’d encourage all footy fans to play along, and all of you non-footy fans too. Come learn about it, discuss it, watch it. You might be a convert! (more…)

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Hello again, wankers.  As before, this is just a quick plug for thefuseproject challenge over at Avoiding the Drop – this is the last one in the series. Well until he posts the once per week addition.  Go have some fun, then come back here in a bit so you can make fun of Old King Clancy.

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Hello all you miscreants.  I just wanted to post a quick plug, since I’ve been doing it all week: head on over to Avoiding the Drop for another installment of thefuseproject challenge. It should keep you busy for a goodish part of the afternoon.

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What can we say about today? That’s fit to print, I mean? Yeah, that’s what I thought. (more…)

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Hello there! If you’re looking for a place to hang out during the FIFA Championship, head over to Avoiding the Drop’s open thread.  See you there.

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