What happened last night while a former NFL player decided that MMA was for him…

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What I did watch, somewhat, while the roads formed enough ice for incapable drivers to wreck upon.

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This is what happens when the younger generation forces you to watch the shit on MTV… (Preview for new joke column soon.)

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What you missed while most of the world figured out why Reggie Bush decided not to suck. (Hint: Might be the pair of D’s attached to the dumb brunette on the right.)

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Meet the new HC for the University of Tennessee. No pressure there, Derek. Just ignore the bloodthristy crowd headed to LA.

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As you can see, some people are thinking about that special gift to send to their potential boyfriends. Maybe the TiWoo harem is giving this to their new boyfriends, if they have one. Of course, you can also use this post to talk about all things sports. You can also make your own card ideas.

As always, have fun, gang.

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Play Pinch Hitter 2 at AddictingGames.

So, I’m pulling out the dumb fun classics for all of the patrons to play. I’m sure FD didn’t want you to know this, but this is the actual online application to become a player for the Mets. All you have to do is hit the ball away from the gloves or into open gaps. You know, the things the actual Mets can’t do.

Have fun with this game, and hopefully it won’t let your bosses know that you aren’t working.

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Play Spank Celebrities 2009 at AddictingGames

This is pretty much an amalgam of all of the dumb things we had to put up with in 2009. Go ahead and slap everyone from Carrie Prejean to TiWoo. I’ll get back into rhythm as I wind down from real life. Have a ball with these louses, gang.

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What happened last night, while the NFL pundits confused you with playoff pictures.

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Here’s what most of you are feeling right now after the last two days.

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