Saturday, February 20th, 2010
Wake up! Good morning/afternoon. Or should I say bad morning/afternoon. I’m bloody cranky today. For those of us on the same page, there’s not a hell of a lot of compelling sports to distract us today. I love college hoops, but we have a lot of potential mismatches today. I like most of the Winter Olympics, even if Dick Ebersol is about the best Voldemort to come out of sports in a long time, but … oh wait, the ice dancers have to take a break and wait until tomorrow so there may actually be some interesting events today. If you can wade through the jingoism and heartbreaking works of staggering genius to get to it. I’m not usually that patient.
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Tags: Apolo Ohno, Bode Miller, Cassie and Jamie Johnson, curling, Dick Ebersol, Gilbert Arenas, Jerkwheat, Julia Mancuso, old king clancy, Oscar the Grouch, Scotty Lago, Shani Davis, sidney crosby, Tiger Woods
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Sunday, February 7th, 2010
(door flies open) /pays residual to KSK. To quote one of my favorite Australian jokes, Smee again, Old King Clancy! Ghan get fucked!

It actually says, "I Brake for Wookiees." That's the way to rock a sci-fi convention.
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Tags: Danica Patrick, Emmitt Smith, eye opener, Jerry Rice, Kristen Bell is hot, old king clancy, pittsburgh penguins, Rey Maualuga, sidney crosby, Snowvechkin, Super Bowl, Washington Capitals
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Thursday, October 1st, 2009
Boys and Girls, to inaugurate hockey season, it’s Hockey Jesus himself, Sidney Crosby! Go on, you KNOW you wanna take this smug bastard out. Do your best to impress the master (thefuseproject).
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Tags: hockey jesus, sidney crosby, Target of the Week
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