So last week, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell fined Tennessee Titans owner Kenneth Stanley Adams Jr. – or as Rudy Huxtable would call him, “Buuuuuuuud” – $25,000 for giving the Buffalo Bills and some of their fans the finger during the Titans’ curb-stomping of said Bills. Seriously? In a less than enthralling NFL season in which multiple sub-.500 teams could make the playoffs, this has currently taken pole position as my favorite absurdist comedy story of the fall. Bud Adams knows that the bird is the word. Fuck Chris Andersen; Bud Adams is the real Birdman! Fuck Papa Bear Halas; Bud Adams is Papa Oom Mow Mow!

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